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 Jun 21 2006, 10:52 PM
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sa citez din michael: continuam aici (IMG:/tongue.gif)
http://www.220.ro/stuff/Magician_rupe_in_doua_o_femeie.htm Unu evadeaza de la inchisoare. Intra intr-o casa si da peste un cuplu in pat. Ii cere tipului sa se ridice si il leaga de un scaun, apoi, in timp ce o lega pe femeie de pat, se apropie de ea, si o saruta pe gat, apoi se ridica si merge la toaleta. barbatul ii spune femeii: " uita-te la infractor! a stat multi ani la inchisoare si n-a mai vazut demult o femeie. Am vazut cum te-a sarutat pe gat. Dak vrea sex, sa nu te opui, sa nu tipi, da-i satisfactie, chiar daca iti este sila de el! e periculos, iar daca o sa se infurie, ne va ucide. Sa fii tare, iubita mea! Te iubesc! Femeia:Nu ma saruta pe gat, ci imi soptea la ureche. mi-a spus ca e homosexual si crede ca esti dragut, apoi m-a intrb daca avem vaselina in casa. eu i-am spus ca este in baie. Fii tare, iubitule! Si eu te iubesc Stateau trei broaste pe marginea unui lac ... la un momentdat prima zice .. oac ... a doua uimita zice si ea .. oac oac... la care a treia fara sa ezite spune .. oac oac oac ... prima broasca scoate un pistol si o impusca pe a treia ..... la care a 2-a intreaba: ce ai avut mah cu ea? a 3-a: stia prea multe --------------------  Bad is when you capable of beatin' the baddest. I been workin' at it since I came to this planet And I ain't quite there yet but I'm gettin' better at it. |
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Jun 22 2006, 07:52 AM
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 insomniac Group: Membrii Insomnia Posts: 1.558 Joined: 28-June 04 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 89 |
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Jun 22 2006, 08:24 PM
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ce bolnav ala cu armata =))
<MegaNet> u jtii cu cine vbesti mah cacatule? <RO> cu tine si cu mata..doua curve <MegaNet> imi pae rau mama nu e curva |
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Jun 23 2006, 07:53 PM
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Jun 23 2006, 11:57 PM
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doamne ce specimene am in retea si yo nici nu stiam, s-a facut aia de kko rau de tot (IMG:/laugh.gif) .....MEGA, netu....mai incolo...:roll:
-------------------- GT'aime
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Jun 24 2006, 07:34 AM
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(Alex_gby)
si eu care eram curios sa vad o bicicleta tunata (IMG:/laugh.gif) (IMG:/laugh.gif) (IMG:/laugh.gif) |
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Jun 26 2006, 09:13 PM
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insomniac Group: Membrii Insomnia Posts: 1.558 Joined: 28-June 04 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 89 |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nl-7iXV7ZPE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK3WN_xz6Xw (IMG:/laugh.gif) -------------------- proud member of Insomnia Racing
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Jun 28 2006, 04:12 PM
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Jun 29 2006, 02:19 PM
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Jun 30 2006, 08:29 AM
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http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8718728501056290731
http://www.cool21.5gigs.com/funny/texte/draga_sotule.html -------------------- Bad is when you capable of beatin' the baddest. I been workin' at it since I came to this planet And I ain't quite there yet but I'm gettin' better at it. |
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Jul 1 2006, 07:20 AM
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insomniac Group: Membrii Insomnia Posts: 1.558 Joined: 28-June 04 From: Bucuresti Member No.: 89 |
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Jul 1 2006, 09:20 AM
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 The one and only ... Polifem Group: Registered Users Posts: 3.326 Joined: 16-December 03 From: In the forest! Member No.: 3 |
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Jul 2 2006, 01:48 AM
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Jack la animale (IMG:/biggrin.gif)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/90957/drunk_animals/ omfg :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: http://www.metacafe.com/watch/40935/bmw_from_hell/ -------------------- www.upground.ro
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Jul 2 2006, 04:01 AM
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Superman scrie pe un zid: Batman e gay
Batman scrie: Superman e Clark Kent Bunicuta se plimba cu nepotelu in carucior prin parc........Se gandeste la un moment dat k ar fi bine sa-l cantareasca sa vada daca a mai luat in greutate si neavand cantar acasa se opreste in fata unei macelarii......Va rog frumos,as vrea sa stiu si eu cate kg are asta micu.............ok,zice macelaru si pleaca cu el pana in spate.............dupa 5 min se intoarce cu o punga............7 kile jumate dezosat What do you do with 365 used rubbers? Answer. Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? Answer: They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed. |
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Jul 3 2006, 10:28 AM
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Jul 3 2006, 01:02 PM
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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/113290/galardo_vs_wrx_sti/ ihihihih am mai avzut din astea undeva (IMG:/tongue.gif)
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/34042/escape_the_police/ bha da-l naiba! |
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Jul 3 2006, 04:49 PM
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180 CP Group: Registered Users Posts: 221 Joined: 10-March 06 From: Bucharest Member No.: 533 |
hitul verii 2oo6...trebuie ascultat, merita (IMG:/biggrin.gif)
http://www.maxim.ro/circus/special/571/iri_la_maxim.html -------------------- GT'aime
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Jul 3 2006, 07:10 PM
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clar soferul din evo-ul ala e un ratat, adik il face un muscle car la manevrabilitate and shit (IMG:/smile.gif)
-------------------- Bad is when you capable of beatin' the baddest. I been workin' at it since I came to this planet And I ain't quite there yet but I'm gettin' better at it. |
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Jul 4 2006, 06:19 AM
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iri vrem sa ne adore aproximativ majore...
VREM SI NOI LA IRI VREM SI NOI CU IRI si nu tre sa stim nimic ter sa crestem doar un pic \(IMG:/biggrin.gif) / \(IMG:/biggrin.gif) / \(IMG:/biggrin.gif) / :-({|= |
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Jul 5 2006, 06:45 PM
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